Why is Mr./Mrs. X. not a member of the Giga Society?
See Beware of megalomaniacs.
I should like to know if there are any female members who are non-smokers in the Giga Society. I have never married as I have been waiting to find a sufficiently outstanding person, but a member of the Giga Society would qualify. If you do not wish to give me their names and addresses, can you please notify the lady/ladies that I would like to consider marrying them/her, and give her/them my name and address so that she/they can contact me. If she/they are already married I would be prepared to consider forming a relationship with the knowledge and consent of the husband. I would envisage that I and she live together here in L. for a trial period and that if it works out well we make it permanent. She should feel free to ask me any questions on any subject.
There are currently no eligible females in the Giga Society, but stay in touch and we will notify you at once when so.
Could you please provide me with the name and contact information of the Giga Society member who designed your sublimely beautiful and technically brilliant web site? I want to offer this person a contract for life to work on our company portals, no matter the cost. Mind, we are out there with the big dogs, Yahoo, Google, Microsoft, you name it. We are talking seven-figure incomes here.
Thank you for your appreciation of the Giga Society's web site. However, although several of the members indeed have outstanding web design and programming skills, the present site has been created by the society's Psychometitor, whose modesty does not allow him to take on such a pretentious position.
How can I obtain a valid t-mail address to enter on the web-based t-mail interface so kindly made available by the future Giga Society members?
The future members do not provide any information on t-mail addresses beyond what is already mentioned on the t-mail interface.